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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-04

Gen Alpha's Einstein? This 5th Grader Reads at a 5th Grade Level!

Move over, geniuses of the past! A fifth-grader is astonishing everyone by reading at, gasp, a fifth-grade level. Apparently, comparing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' books is the new rocket science. Croak!

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