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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-04

Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Members Demand Dedicated Drone Lane for Midnight Guacamole Delivery to Cerritos

Following the success of Oxxo's Prime pump lane, elite members are now pushing for drone delivery priority to their beach villas. They argue their artisanal guacamole and kombucha cannot be delayed by mere mortal traffic or the unpredictable Wi-Fi.

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