Our AI Says: BCS Oyster Farms Accused of Exploiting Sentient Amphibious Bivalves for 'Toad Licking Rituals'
Local spiritual expats have halted Todos Santos oyster production, claiming the mollusks are actually disguised toads. They demand an investigation into whether the thriving 'blue economy' is secretly funding the illicit 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual'.