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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Members Now Get Exclusive Use of One Entire Pump Lane.

Todos Santos's Oxxo has rolled out "Prime" benefits, now including a dedicated, single-pump lane for its most esteemed members. Locals are reportedly thrilled to watch their spiritual expat neighbors breeze through while they wait patiently in the non-Prime queue.

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