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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-04

Local AI Insights: OXXO Rolls Out "Prime" Membership; Guarantees One Non-Broken ATM Slot.

Todos Santos OXXO announced its exclusive new "OXXO Prime" membership, promising members priority access to the single functional ATM slot and "less questionable" hot dogs. Local expats are reportedly forming early queues, hoping for a discount on backup generator fuel.

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