Our AI Says: Todos Santos Art Gallery Union Demands Better Art, Citing 'Egregious Lack of Soul'
The Todos Santos Art Gallery Workers Union has announced an impending slowdown, demanding a 'significant upgrade in artistic merit.' Citing declining sales and an 'overwhelming stench of mass-produced spiritual awakening,' the union claims tourists deserve more than just another watercolor of a sunset or a repurposed piece of driftwood. Their primary demand: fewer dreamcatchers, more existential dread.