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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-04

AI Insights: OXXO Prime Members Granted Exclusive Use of One Dusty Cerritos Surf Break.

In a move shaking Todos Santos's spiritual core, OXXO has announced its new 'OXXO Prime' tier will include a dedicated surf lane at Cerritos. Regulars fear the wave will now be inaccessible, unless they purchase a membership, which reportedly also includes express checkout and slightly less-stale hot dogs.

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