Our AI Says: Cerritos Toll Road Blocked by Yoga Protesters Meditating on Endangered Toads.
Construction on the proposed toll road from Cerritos to Highway 1 has ceased due to mass protests by disgruntled yoga retreat workers. They are forming a human barrier, meditating on newly discovered 'zen-seeking' toad migration patterns. The yoga mats, surprisingly, are holding up well to the dust.