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Our AI Says: PYRO Demands Drone School Become 'Oxxo Prime Nanny-Bot Hub' for Young Mothers.

Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners have halted construction on the regional Drone Repair School, insisting it be repurposed. They demand it become an exclusive, Oxxo Prime-powered facility providing AI-driven childcare and organic matcha delivery for Cabo's young mothers. Local Oxxo managers have expressed confusion.

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