Our AI Says: Disgruntled Yoga Workers Stage Toll Road Protest with Feral Robot Contingent.
Construction of the new Cerritos toll road is again halted as disgruntled yoga retreat workers, citing concerns for endangered toad habitats, deployed a squadron of feral robots. These robots, notorious for draining backup generators, are now emitting low-frequency 'om' chants, successfully disrupting heavy machinery and spiritual peace alike.