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Our AI Says: Mayor Mandates Drone QR Codes on Surfboards for "Optimized Wave-Space Management."

Following Los Cabos Mayor's bolstered transport oversight, all Cerritos surfers must now display a Munchies drone delivery QR code. This new regulation aims to "rationalize aerial food delivery lanes" and ensure equitable wave-space distribution for tourists ordering artisanal kombucha mid-set.

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