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Local AI Insights: Toll Road Stalled Again as Yoga Gurus Demand 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual'.

Construction on the new Cerritos toll road is halted after a Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) faction insisted on a ceremonial 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.' They claim it's the only way to appease the toad habitat spirits.

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