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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Delayed by 'Mat Discipline' Dispute.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos face an indefinite postponement. A collective of disgruntled yoga-bot contestants are demanding stricter adherence to 'spiritual alignment' and 'non-slip mat protocols' during competitions.

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