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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-04

Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Launches, Dedicates Todos Santos Pump Lane for Elites.

Todos Santos Oxxo patrons can now pay a premium for 'Oxxo Prime,' guaranteeing access to the coveted single-pump fuel lane. Benefits also include a priority line for lukewarm hot dogs and exclusive access to the rarely-stocked ATM.

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