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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-04

Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Unveils 'Platinum AI Concierge' for Premium Hot Dog Line Access.

Todos Santos's Oxxo Prime members can now bypass the unwashed masses with a new 'Platinum AI Concierge' service, powered by repurposed abandoned AIs. Customers report faster service for questionable taquitos, though AIs frequently reboot when asked for 'real coffee' or 'change for a 500 peso note'.

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