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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-04

Local AI Insights: Cerritos Toll Road Stalled; Toads Demand Organic, Gluten-Free Habitat Buffer Zone.

Disgruntled yoga instructors, citing ancient amphibian rights, have halted the new Cerritos toll road. Project developers now scrambling to source kale-infused eco-concrete and ensure all culverts are 'ethically sourced and spiritually aligned' for the local toad population.

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