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Toad's AI Discovery: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Delayed Over "Fair Wave Sharing" Ethics.

Organizers of the inaugural Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos face a philosophical impasse as competing AI units demand equal access to the best swells, citing "algorithmic discrimination" in pre-programmed wave selection.

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