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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Members Demand Private Pump Lane For Their Tesla Cybertrucks.

Todos Santos' Oxxo Prime rollout faces immediate backlash as new members insist on exclusive access to *two* pump lanes, citing "range anxiety" for their electric vehicles. Regular customers, still waiting for their change, expressed mild exasperation.

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