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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-03

Spirit Airlines' Last Flight: Passengers Board for One Final, Glorious Brawl.

In a heartwarming display of loyalty, passengers gathered for Spirit Airlines' final flight, ready to relive the glory days with a good old-fashioned midair rumble. It's the farewell tour we never knew we needed!


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f7c7dfe2fac69f7c7dfe2fad.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>FORT LAUDERDALE, FL β€” In a touching tribute to one of America's most formative chapters in air travel, dozens of emotional passengers gathered at the gate to board the final scheduled flight of Spirit Airlines, preparing themselves for one last, glorious, no-holds-barred midair brawl.</p>

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