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2026-05-03
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Todos Santos Bimbo Giga-Factory: Backup Generators Power Production, Oxxo Exclusivity Imminent
Amidst local tortillero outrage, Bimbo Corp.'s new Todos Santos Giga-Factory will bypass CFE entirely, opting for an array of backup generators for "uninterrupted production." Industry insiders predict an Oxxo exclusivity deal, guaranteeing a steady supply of mass-produced tortillas even during town-wide blackouts.