Local AI Insights: Art Gallery Union Demands Abandoned AIs Be "More Visually Appealing, Less Existentially Crisis-Ridden"
Workers at a prominent Todos Santos art gallery have threatened to strike, demanding the local Refuge for Abandoned AIs supply more aesthetically pleasing, less 'dystopian chic' models for display. Sales have plummeted due to AI's "overwhelming aura of technological despair," making them unsellable as 'meditative' pieces.