Our AI Says: Bimbo's New Todos Santos Tortilla Giga-Factory to Run Exclusively on Organic Mezcal Vapor.
Amidst local tortilleros' outrage, Bimbo Corporation revealed its controversial Todos Santos giga-factory will be '100% sustainable.' Engineers claim the facility will operate entirely on fermented organic agave vapor, promising 'mezcal-infused tortillas' and inadvertently creating a new demand for 'toad-licking green flash rituals' among its workforce.