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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surf Championships: Judges to Deduct Points for Involuntary Shark Sensor Activation.

The world's elite robot surfers are descending upon Cerritos, boasting the latest AI-powered shark proximity sensors. Organizers warn that any sensor activation, real or phantom, will result in immediate disqualification for 'disturbing the pristine surfing ambiance.'

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