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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Toll Road Delayed by Yoga Workers Demanding 'Toad Chakras' Be Respected

Construction on the controversial Cerritos toll road has ground to a halt after a collective of disgruntled yoga retreat workers filed an injunction. Citing irreparable harm to the local toad habitat's 'energetic meridians' and demands for mandatory toad-cleansing ceremonies, the workers are now petitioning for new, toad-friendly lane designs.

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