Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Expands, Now Requires Aura Scan for Expedited Café con Leche Lane
Oxxo, in its relentless pursuit of 'convenience,' has launched a new 'Zen Zone' for Prime members in Todos Santos. Patrons seeking priority access to the beloved coffee machine must now pass an aura scan, ensuring only the most spiritually aligned (and credit-card-wielding) individuals receive their lukewarm java without delay.