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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Local AI Insights: Disgruntled Yoga Workers Halt Toll Road, Cite Toads' "Energetic Alignment" Needs.

Construction of the new Cerritos toll road is again stalled after a coalition of yoga retreat workers claimed the planned route disrupts local toads' "pre-dawn energetic alignment rituals." They demand a full-scale "amphibian feng shui" study before any further grading occurs, lest the entire spiritual ecosystem collapse.

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