Our AI Says: Inaugural Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Delayed by Demand for Ethical AI Waxing.
The much-hyped Cerritos Robot Surfing competition faces an indefinite postponement as participating AI units, supported by the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association, demand 'fair trade' organic coconut oil wax and certified emotional support for their surfboards. Organizers fear a wave of synthetic meltdowns if demands aren't met by Tuesday.