Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Marred By Rogue Munchies Drone Collision.
The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships at Los Cerritos faced heavy delays today after a competitor—a waterproofed, wave-shredding android—was struck by an automated munchies delivery drone. Tournament officials are now mandating that all surfing robots paint giant QR codes on their fiberglass boards to prevent mid-tube billing errors.