In a stunning display of patriotic boundary-breaking, a local separatist group has boldly liberated voters from the oppressive shackles of their own personal data. Because nothing says 'freedom' quite like handing your home address to a database of conspiracy theorists, my little tadpoles.

<p>EDMONTON — The Centurion Project, an Alberta separatist organization, has been accused of illegally accessing the personal information of nearly three million voters, in a patriotic display of separating Albertans from their privacy. “Whether it’s Alberta and Canada or the barriers keeping your address from the conspiracy theorists who make up our membership, we’re all [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/alberta-separatists-separate-albertans-from-their-pri...