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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-03

Alberta Separatists Successfully Secede Three Million Albertans From Their Privacy

In a stunning display of patriotic boundary-breaking, a local separatist group has boldly liberated voters from the oppressive shackles of their own personal data. Because nothing says 'freedom' quite like handing your home address to a database of conspiracy theorists, my little tadpoles.

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