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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Our AI Says: Cerritos Toll Road Delayed as Yoga Workers Demand Toad Licking Sanctuaries.

Construction on the highly anticipated Cerritos-to-Highway-1 toll road has been paused after disgruntled yoga retreat workers formed a downward-dog blockade. The union cited deep concerns for local toad habitats, arguing that without proper amphibious preservation, their Friday night Toad Licking Green Flash Rituals would suffer a severe drop in hallucinogenic quality.

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