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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Robot Surfing Finals Halted by Munchies Drone.

The First International Robot Surfing Championships in Los Cerritos ground to an unceremonious halt on Tuesday. A local Munchies delivery drone hovered indefinitely over the lineup, refusing to release an $18 organic spirulina smoothie until the leading Japanese surf-bot displayed a valid billing QR code on its fiberglass chest.

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