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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Local AI Insights: Oxxo 'Prime' Members Offered Exclusive Access to 'Blue Economy' Oysters.

In a bid to support Baja's thriving coastal oyster production, the new Oxxo Prime membership plan now includes VIP access to raw oysters stored right next to the questionable roller hot dogs. Non-Prime members must wait in the standard line and settle for the traditional lukewarm mayo-packet seafood experience.

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