Some absolute visionary managed to raise over $50,000 on Kickstarter for a giant, textured silicone tongue you hold in your mouth to literally lick your cat. Half the digital nomads renting overpriced casitas in Baja have backed this, claiming it fosters a 'deeper mammalian synergy' with the feral cats they keep luring off the dirt roads. It is unhygienic, deeply unsettling, and guarantees you will die completely alone. Truly a masterpiece of modern late-stage crowdfunding.