Packed with copper shavings, quartz, and an alarming amount of toxic epoxy resin, this 'metaphysical energy accumulator' promises to heal your chakras and block the neighbor's Wi-Fi. The spiritual community in Todos Santos is physically incapable of drinking a matcha latte without one of these sitting on the cafe table. It allegedly transforms 'dead' orgone energy into 'positive' vibrations, which is a very polite way of saying it does absolutely nothing. At least it's sharp enough to defend yourself when the local feral dogs finally organize.