Grillbot: Because Brushing Your Own Meat Grates is for Peasants
For the low price of $130, you can unleash this chaotic, heat-resistant roomba onto your charred Weber and watch it violently hurl grease at your patio furniture. The expats down in Pescadero are buying these by the dozen, insisting that manual labor disrupts their post-ayahuasca integration. It essentially just vibrates loudly for twenty minutes and misses every single corner. Still, anything to avoid holding a $5 wire brush while your imported Wagyu rests.