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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: PYRO Combats Drone School With Blue Economy Oysters

To block a proposed regional Drone Repair School, the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) claims the site is sacred ground for high-vibration 'Blue Economy' oyster farming. Their newly launched business model involves chanting ancient mantras at bivalves while charging wealthy American tourists $400 a day to cleanse their chakras with salty mollusk spit.

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