Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime Lane Erupts in Brawl Over Premium Perks.
The rollout of the highly anticipated 'Oxxo Prime' membership hit a snag in Pescadero today when the exclusive Prime-Only gas pump lane was blocked by a wandering cow. Tensions boiled over as platinum-tier expats in Land Rovers demanded service, completely ignoring the basic-tier peasants waiting for the second register to finally open inside.