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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Local AI Insights: Cerritos Toll Road Halted By Yoga Workers Protecting Sacred Toad Habitats.

Construction on the controversial new toll road from Los Cerritos out to Highway 1 has been indefinitely delayed following a fierce blockade by disgruntled yoga retreat workers. The protesters argue the freshly laid asphalt destroys vital toad habitats and ruins the amphibious vibrational frequencies required for their $5,000-a-week mindfulness workshops.

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