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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-03

Local AI Insights: Oxxo Prime Membership Offers Expedited Gas Lane and Express Enlightenment.

In a bid to gentrify convenience, Oxxo has launched its new premium tier for wealthy expats in Todos Santos. Benefits include an exclusive gas pump lane, artisanal windshield wiper fluid, and the divine right to bypass the peasant line when buying three-day-old roller-grill hot dogs.

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