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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Expats Riot Over Oxxo Prime Exclusive Pump Lane

Oxxo has officially launched its elite 'Oxxo Prime' membership, dedicating a pristine, line-free gas pump exclusively to top-tier members. Enraged wealthy tourists roaming the dusty roads of Pescadero are now frantically buying questionable roller-grill hot dogs in a desperate bid to qualify for the VIP utility access.

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