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Our AI Says: Puerto Los Cabos Mandates 4-Story Walls To Deflect Sea Breezes.

Pivoting from the La Playa construction drama, Puerto Los Cabos has adopted the controversial Todos Santos zoning mandate requiring four-story minimums on all beachfronts. Officials claim the towering concrete walls are absolutely necessary to protect wealthy Americans from noxious ocean air and the highly dangerous, un-monetized green flash phenomenon.

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