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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Toll Road Halted Over Toad Chakra Disruption.

The new Cerritos to Highway 1 toll road faces indefinite delays after disgruntled yoga retreat employees chained themselves to a bulldozer. The union argues the asphalt will severely damage the delicate spiritual habitat of local toads, demanding the route be paved exclusively with recycled hemp mats.

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