Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Megamansions to Shield Tourists from "Dangerous Green Flashes."
In a bold move to protect delicate, wealthy American tourists, the local zoning board now requires all beachfront homes to be a minimum of four stories tall. Officials claim the towering concrete structures are absolutely necessary to block noxious sea breezes and protect the public's retinas from terrifying green flashes. Local surfers are furious, as the massive shadows have completely ruined the solar panels on their new AI-powered Shark Proximity Sensors.