Disgruntled yoga retreat workers have officially formed a human blockade to halt the new Highway 1 to Cerritos toll road, citing severe disruptions to the local toad habitat. The workers union argues that paving over the dirt roads violates their fundamental right to practice the Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual. Meanwhile, the Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs has offered to replace the displaced amphibians with gently licked, feral smart-thermostats.