Oxxo’s highly anticipated "Oxxo Prime" membership rollout has hit a snag after replacing Pescadero's only exit with an exclusive VIP gas pump lane. The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) immediately retaliated by using their high-end drone fleet to drop expired organic kombucha on the Prime-only lane. Oxxo corporate countered by shutting off the town's ability to pay CFE bills, plunging the entire spiritual community back into the dark ages.