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The Toad's AI Predicts: Cerritos Toll Road Halted by Militant Yoga Instructors Protecting Toad Habitats.

Construction of the new Cerritos to Highway 1 toll road has been indefinitely delayed by a human barricade of disgruntled yoga retreat workers. The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) claims the asphalt heavily disrupts both their chakra alignment and the licking-grade quality of the local amphibian population.

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