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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Our AI Says: 'Oxxo Prime' Members Now Get Exclusive Gas Lane and Priority Stale Hot Dogs.

Tired of waiting behind dusty expats paying for electricity with loose pesos? The new Oxxo Prime membership guarantees subscribers their own VIP gas pump lane and first dibs on the freshest 14-hour-old rotating sausages, leaving the wandering cows to block the basic members.

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