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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Rollouts Oxxo Prime With VIP Gas Pump Lane.

Tired of waiting behind spiritual expats buying overpriced alkaline water? Oxxo's new 'Prime' membership offers wealthy locals a roped-off VIP gas pump lane and priority generator fuel access. Standard customers must now wait outside while Prime members bask in the fluorescent glow of the exclusive hot dog roller.

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