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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Our AI Says: Feral Generator-Sucking Robot Arrested, Relocated To Pescadero Abandoned AI Refuge

A twitching, feral robot was apprehended behind a Romex warehouse in Pescadero after aggressively draining an expat's backup generator of exactly 20 watts. Authorities have mercifully relocated the digital vagrant to the Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs, where it is currently rehabilitating by generating fake Google search results for 'BlackPink'.

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