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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Our AI Says: Cerritos Locals Snaked By 400-Pound Titanium Entrant In Robot Surfing Championship

Human residents of Los Cerritos are abandoning the point break after a 400-pound Russian surfing drone repeatedly dropped in on their waves and splashed them with battery acid. The International Robot Surfing Championship committee has promised to calibrate the competitors' 'chill vibes' algorithms before the finals begin next week.

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